Week 1

Dearly Beloved,

Your delicious grass-fed moovie night is served. And don’t worry, unlike a high schooler’s tricked out Honda Civic, this email is spoiler free.

This week’s movie is a creepy one, but a carefully selected creepy movie that won’t only warm your pants but might even warm your heart. But wait…there’s more! This movie was nominated for six Oscars (but it didn’t win any because the Academy hates horror movies) and was directed by the ultimate hit or miss director, M. Night Shyamalan. We present to you, The Sixth Sense.

The Sixth Sense is an excellent thriller to remind a corporate American zombie like you that there are more scary things than Monday mornings.

The stars of your movie night are Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment who will take you on an exciting and unnerving ride as they play the part of a therapist and a deeply troubled boy with a secret problem. A problem so challenging that the therapist will wish he could trade places with Amber Heard and Johnny Depp’s marriage counselor.

Apart from teaching us that Bruce Willis ages better than Haley Joel Osment, The Sixth Sense will explore life, death, and what happens after we die. It's about how fear can trap us in the past and prevent us from moving on. It's about how courage and love can help us face our fears and help others in need.

You may be planning on watching this movie with kids, a friend who is squeamish, or you may be a nun in training, so we made our unpaid interns watch all the scary, nasty, and naughty parts so you can know what you’re getting yourself into. The Sixth Sense comes with a PG-13 rating.  Tis not for the weak or the squeamish due to scary images and graphic depictions of death. It also has some bad words, like "s--t" and some other ones we can't say here. There’s no nudity or sex, so you don’t need to worry about any potentially awkward moments if you decide to watch it on the plane.

Happy Moovie Night and remember a library card is a great way to watch movies for free if ye are broke like me.

Signed,

Sue Donim