Sue Donim

Sue Donim is a former movie critic who quit his job after a feud with a famous director involving a pie, a whistle, and a pair of scissors. He now lives in a secret underground bunker, where he spends his days watching movies and writing witty and insightful reviews for his loyal subscribers. He has a pet parrot named Polly, who helps him choose the movies and occasionally repeats his jokes. He is also a master of hacking, and sometimes breaks into movie streaming services to watch the latest releases and leave his comments. He is passionate about movies and loves to share his opinions and knowledge with others. He hopes that his newsletter will bring joy and entertainment to people who are bored and depressed by corporate America.